It's not fair, everytime I want to try out a new fashion I end up having to have a shower! I hate showers as well, they make me smell all fresh and clean.....yuk.
I mean, what is wrong with mud socks? I think they'd become quite popular if people just allowed them in the house. But noooo, you put on a set of mud socks and whoosh, you're whisked up at the front door and plopped straight into the bath :-(